Medford, MA - "The San Jose Sharks will kick the Bruins' ass."
The words rang out like a "Shot Heard 'Round the World" in the bright new offices of iHeart Boston.
Taking a break from dunking bagels with cream cheese into his cornflakes, and clad in his purple "Great Whites Matter" t-shirt, Boston Morning Host, Jeff Kuhner (R-MA by way of Canada), long-time critic of "Fake news" is spreading some in his office.
The Canadian ex-pat, presumably still sore that the USA is home of the Stanley Cup since 1994, vainly tries to defend his ludicrous position; which is immediately challenged by former morning and current mid-day host, VB. In the recorded musings of a man delirious from getting up at 2:30 am, Jeff states how his case hinges on one thing: The Sharks have more Canadian players. While the Left could consider that conclusion "Settled science," what is lost on "The Kuhner Man," is the fact that despite a tenuous lead, the Sharks might not even make the finals.
Gu of Mac & Gu (Available on iHeart Radio and iTunes contributed to this report.)