Delusional Talk Show Host Claims Sharks will Beat Bruins

Medford, MA - "The San Jose Sharks will kick the Bruins' ass."

The words rang out like a "Shot Heard 'Round the World" in the bright new offices of iHeart Boston.

Taking a break from dunking bagels with cream cheese into his cornflakes, and clad in his purple "Great Whites Matter" t-shirt, Boston Morning Host, Jeff Kuhner (R-MA by way of Canada), long-time critic of "Fake news" is spreading some in his office.

The Canadian ex-pat, presumably still sore that the USA is home of the Stanley Cup since 1994, vainly tries to defend his ludicrous position; which is immediately challenged by former morning and current mid-day host, VB. In the recorded musings of a man delirious from getting up at 2:30 am, Jeff states how his case hinges on one thing: The Sharks have more Canadian players. While the Left could consider that conclusion "Settled science," what is lost on "The Kuhner Man," is the fact that despite a tenuous lead, the Sharks might not even make the finals.

Gu of Mac & Gu (Available on iHeart Radio and iTunes contributed to this report.)

 
The Kuhner Report

The Kuhner Report

Jeffrey T. Kuhner, "Liberalism's Worst Nightmare," is the host of The Kuhner Report. Read more

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