"It Wasn't Me"

posted by Lightning - 

It's nothing new that late night hosts can't get enough of taking aim at POTUS Trump and his administration but this one takes the cake...too far?

In case you were curious about the actual lyrics...

[James Corden]

Special counsel got you sweatin’ like crazy     

Tweeting that it’s a witch hunt

Open up, got some questions ‘bout Russia

Evidence you should confront

I’m just trying to learn the truth and     

Figure out how much you knew

All this time, my investigation

Never took its eyes off you

[Shaggy]

This damn Russian probe’s gonna bite me in the bummer

I never should have fired James Comey last summer

Pundits called me dumb, Bannon made me look dumber

I’ll blame Hillary, boy I’ve really outdone her

To be a true dealer, know the art of the deal

If Mueller’s pressin’ charges, then I’m going to appeal

Delete my work emails before they reveal

I paid off Stormy Daniels so she’d spank me till I squealed.

[James (Shaggy)]

Manafort committed tax fraud (It wasn’t me)       

Had shady business dealings abroad (It wasn’t me)       

So many staffers who could be bought (It wasn’t me)

How’d you think you wouldn’t be caught? (It wasn’t me)

I want to know who conspired (It wasn’t me)

With Russian bots who were hired (It wasn’t me)

Treason may have transpired (It wasn’t me)

I think your pants are on fire

[James]

Special counsel got you sweatin’ like crazy

Tweeting that it’s a witch hunt

Have a seat, got some questions ‘bout Russia

Evidence you should confront

I’ll subpoena you to testify

In front of a Grand Jury

Just know five of your associates have

Already plead guilty

[Shaggy]

Bet you think you’re clever and you’re getting real close

You see them talking Russia on the cable news shows

I’ve nothing to hide, I’m gonna propose

You talk to my lawyers ‘cuz I can’t be deposed

You know there’s going to be a lot of tough interviews

Don’t care about Don Jr, he’s a son I can lose

Stick to the plan, attack the fake news

I really should have told Jeff Sessions not to recuse

[James (Shaggy)]

Hey shall we talk about the pee tape? (It wasn’t me)

We’ve got a copy on replay (It wasn’t me)

And our mouths were just agape (It wasn’t *pee*)

I mean, my god--it’s the pee tape (It wasn’t *pee*)

[James]

I just came in and I caught him red-handed

Tangled in a web of lies

Say goodbye to your friends in Russia

Hello to the FBI

They may say I take too long

And my probe is a giant fail

But stay tuned, my investigation’s

Putting Donald Trump in jail


-Lightning (Audio Producer)

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