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And in the Blue Corner...
Former Vice President and 2016 Presidential Non-Candidate Joe Biden spoke at an anti-sexual assault rally at the University of Miami, and had this to say: "A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, 'I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it [...] They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said 'no.' I said, 'If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'"
This boast, of course, made its way to President Trump, who responded as you'd expect:
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018
The Internet is abuzz trying to figure out who will win. Donald "Art of the Deal" Trump, who actually has some "Experience" in the pugilistic arts? Or "Fightin'" Joe Biden, who once stood next to a Wrestler at the ESPY's?
Marquess of Queensberry Rules; no standing 8 count; who ya got?