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If you missed, avoided, or decided not to watch the 3rd Dem Debate on ABC, The Kuhner Man has a comprehensive list of what you missed:
- see number 1
- No, really - see number 1
But, for the heck of it, let's enjoy Julian Castro taking a nasty shot at Former Vice President Joe Biden.
Elder abuse is never funny. The only thing that could have been worse was if Biden was hit in the groin with a football.
Or if his teeth fell out.
Here are some other takeaways from the Debate as a reward for reading this far:
Kamala Harris seemed drunk or high. Bernie was an angry mummy. Cultural Appropriator Beto lectured us on racism. Chief Spreading Bull brought the 1% into everything. Andrew Yang - literally - bought votes. Amy Klobuchar distinguished herself from the podium at which she was standing. Corey Booker was there, apparently...
ABC put on the best technical debate of the three, but it reminds one of the winner of the Colonial Athletic Association making the NCAA tournament. Sure, there needs to be a winner; but, why? The only thing missing from this was a looped soundtrack of the sad trombone. If these 10 collective asses of jack are the best the Dems can throw at President Trump, it appears highly likely that America will stay great in 2020.